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Joke of the Day

"I wonder what kids today are going to tell their kids. Yeah. it was rough back then. I didn't get a smartphone til 4th grade and sometimes the wifi didn't work upstairs.'"

"American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids."

"Pedophiles aren't all bad... The always drive the speed limit in school zones."

"My best guy friend and I vowed if we're still single at 45, we def won't marry each other because who wants to marry someone no one likes?"

"I recently adopted a highway, since I am unfortunately unable to have a biological highway"

"What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke? Dad jokes are punnier."

"If I were Jesus, I'd change all the water on waterslides to wine because how awesome would winoslides be?"

"A lot of comedy today is observational humor You guys ever noticed that?"

"A friend of mine has a left foot fetish. It's just not right."

"I was touched by Jesus today Oh wait that's a Duggar"