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Joke of the Day

"I love breakdancing. I don't do it... Or watch it, even. I just like it because it allows be to sell cardboard to rich white kids."

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"TIL Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 per cent TL;DR It was wedding cake"
"Difference b/w secretary & private secretary Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR"
"I slipped on some black ice yesterday. At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone."
"Have you ever traveled in time? How about now?"
"Ok, I'll admit it, my choice of words is sometimes influenced by which ones I think I can spell correctly."
"Me: [in bathroom] 7yo: [knocks] MOMMY? Me: Yeah pal 7: IT'S ME Me: I know 7: YOUR SON Me: Knew that too"
"Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver? Because she's dead."
"Knock Knock Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other."
"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."
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