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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people? Dead people had lives."
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"So I went to a zoo the other day.... But all they had was a dog It was a shih tzu"
"A prostitute said she would do anything for 10 dollars. Look who just got his car washed. THIS GUY!"
"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"
"Greek yogurt Its just not as rich as it was before"
"Pornstars would make pretty good lawyers... People wouldn't mind getting fucked by them!"
"My drift racing career ended abruptly when I drifted so perfectly that my car slid into a different dimension where they don't have cars"
"Cop: Sir, you can't use hand-held communication devices while driving Me: [trying to hide ouija board] What are you talking about?"
"Hotel Chain Merger Ramada Inn and Hilton are merging. The new hotel chain will be called ""Ram it in to the Hilt"""
"My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, ""Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."" I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter."