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Joke of the Day
"Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree He's wanted dead and alive"
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"some terrible part of me is perpetually close to just making and selling artisinal customized tamagotchis & bein real pretentious about it"
"What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum."
"What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!"
"I'm so proud of my self, I decided I'm going to stop procrastinating and do something with my life! Starting tomorrow..."
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"My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them"
"My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making I suspect his whole story is fabricated."
"What's similar between Gump and Trump? They are both mentally challenged and ""just felt like runnin'"""