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Joke of the Day
"Did year about the phone war between the iPhone 6s and Samsung s6 I hear the S6 has an edge."
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"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat."
"Just tasteless A man gets the words ""I LOVE YOU"" tattooed on his crank. His wife tells him ""Quit putting words in my mouth!"""
"My boyfriend is not gay!! So please next time you see him with some girls dnt come telling me."
"My wife wouldn't let me spank her ass cheeks during foreplay So in revenge I super-glued them together. I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
"When I was a child I could go into a shop with just a pound, and come out with 3 bars of chocolate, 2 cans of coke and a magazine. But these days, fucking CCTV everywhere."
"Apparently speed dating doesn't involve taking amphetamines. UGH. Worst night ever."
"Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids? Because pulling out is work!!!"
"I would tell you a nun joke.. .. but it's nun-appropriate."
"Baby seal So, a baby seal walks into a club... ... ..."