201824
Joke of the Day
"You know what my favorite Armchair book is? Mein Kampfy Kouch"
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."
"A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her ""There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."""
"Why girls live longer than boys???? SHOPPING"" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,""PAYING the ""BILLS"" does"
"Captain Oveur: Say Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No Sir, but I have been in a chicken coop."
"You know what I dread? The long hair of Jamaicans"
"""I'll be a dentist. Then they'll love me."" ""We're terrified of dentists."" ""I'll kill a lion!"" ""It was a beloved lion with a name."" ""Dammit."""
"A tree on facebook The tree got upset because of a meme someone made of him and instead of deactivating his account,.....he logged out!"
"""Room service? Send up a larger room."""
"a kiss makes your day, but anal sex maks your hole weak"