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Joke of the Day
"Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon."
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"What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator."
"A half Chinese, half Italian mobster came into my store today He made me an offer I couldn't understand"
"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening."
"Humans should be eternally grateful it wasn't me who was in Newton's place. If the apple hit me I'd be like ""Nice!"" & eat it. End of story."
"What kind of insect gets triggered on tumblr? A butthurtfly"
"A girl say to her boyfriend ""we need to talk....I'm pegnant""..... The boyfriend replies ""Hi Pregnant! I'm Dad!"""
"*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question ""The thing is, I don't see color"" *crowd goes wild*"
"let's head over to the barber shop and make hair angels on the floor"
"What did one leg say to the other? Shorty's growin a beard."