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Joke of the Day

"I was going to confess to this girl, until I found out that... Oops, wrong sub. Was meant to post this on /r/atheism."

"Me: let's go this way. Shopping cart: no."

"What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels."

"It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green."

"Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring."

"The moderators of this sub"

"This drunk guy in the mirror thinks he can beat me in a dance off but I totally embarrassed him in front of the whole women's bathroom."

"You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!"

"Some kid on xbox live told me he had *** with my mom I told him my mother has AIDS."

"Did you know there's a bird named after a dildo? The wood pecker."