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"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"
"I'm going to shave my beard. Her legs will look #FAAAABULOUUUUUS!"
"No, I don't hate you. I promise. Cross my heart and hope you die."
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"When I grow up I want to be a fire truck... I want to be big, red and have 8 men in me at once"
"Sir, you will have to stop masturbating. ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"I told my girlfriend to make a sextape together. She agreed. It became a vine"
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