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Joke of the Day

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"If you ever see a troll eat a fairy It's either time for rehab or you're on Reddit."

"What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner. (Thank you Dennis Miller)"

"Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind."

"What are the three ""O""s of bad driving? Old. Oriental. Ovaries."

"If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !"

"One time a cute guy I liked mooned his friend as a prank but there was a tiny piece of toilet paper in his crack & it haunts me to this day"

"Did you hear about the band the hipster liked? No, no you didn't."

"JOKE - Boy and His Train Set"

"Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm"