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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!"
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"what do you call kayne west at a mexican barbecue? Kanye asada."
"Why are dogs always SENSITIVE? ------------ Because they have tears in their eyes"
"My niece said I look like a mom. So now we're playing a game, sorta like Hide-N-Seek, except I hide her and no one finds her. Ever."
"The Canadian Army"
"Hallucination An optical delusion."
"Wife: Do you want waffles or pancakes for breakfast? Me: ""Or""?"
"If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners."
"It was so cold out this morning... ...that I saw a lawyer sticking his hands in his *own* pockets."
"I heard Missouri is having some great Black Friday sales this year... 100% off everything."