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Joke of the Day
"I heard Missouri is having some great Black Friday sales this year... 100% off everything."
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"Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?"
"If ""God is in the details"" ... Then consider the little, sweaty red knots of skin on my ball sack to be godly."
"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"
"Two nuns are sitting on a park bench... Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach."
"How long do owls live? Six and a half books."
"My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga."
"A boy asks for a pink ping pong ball... a boy comes downstairs and asks for a pink ping pong ball. ""don't you start that again."" says the mom."
"Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning? I think that pretty much goes without saying."
"How do you help a paraplegic kill themselves? Give them a push."