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Joke of the Day
"Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken."
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"Why doesn't George RR Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 144 characters -stolen from /r/gameofthrones"
"What do you call suicide committed while shitting? Seppooku."
"Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."
"It started with a star and ended with a restraining order."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling."
"There really should be awards for getting out of bed."
"The guy who stole my personal journal has died... My thoughts are with his family."
"Hacking is like gay sex... you enter a backdoor hoping there are no logs."
"Two things Twitter cultivates and encourages: 1. instant gratification 2. sense of impatient entitlement 3. misunderstanding of basic math"