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Joke of the Day
"Hacking is like gay sex... you enter a backdoor hoping there are no logs."
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"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""
"My new Toyota is going to be in a new movie . . . Just a small part. It's just a Camryo."
"What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin."
"[In Bar] Friend: Your fly is down Me: I know, he's going through a messy divorce *glances to fly passed out among empty beer bottles*"
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !"
"What do you call a gang of Country musicians jamming the shit out of some good ol' music? A twang-bang"
"What does a cannibal get when he comes home late to dinner? The cold shoulder."
"Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're ""expecting"""
"What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common? very little"