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Joke of the Day
"Hacking is like gay sex... you enter a backdoor hoping there are no logs."
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"What do you call parents who teach abstinence only? Grandma and grandpa."
"What's the same about an election and an erection? They're only one letter different, and both are about a dick rising to power."
"Guess what came in the mail today I did, I ran out of tissue."
"Jesus fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish. I can't even satisfy myself with a family sized lasagne"
"My girlfriend and I were practicing safe sex... i told her sex with a condom on doesn't usually feel as good. she pulled it off"
"Me: We didn't even have cell phones or the internet when I was your age. 6yo: Did you have bikes? Me....nope, we rode horses. 6yo: WOOOOW"
"Before I die I want to be chased through the back of a Chinese restaurant."
"A heavy woman walks into a lingerie shop. She was bra'd"
"Pickles = Zombie Cucumbers"