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Joke of the Day

"children are cool because they're the perfect height for me to fart directly into their mouths without having to really exert myself"

"I've taken up meditation It's better than sitting around doing nothing."

"What's the oldest trick in the book? Trick #1, duh. It's at the beginning of the contents."

"When does a pear become a pair? When one appears."

"A pakistani food company is launching a new product... Its called, Allahu Snackbar"

"What do you call 'a woman's understanding'? Misunderstanding"

"I bet most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in big leather chairs."

"Edgy Knock knock joke Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot. Let me in"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you."

"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve breakfast here"""