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Joke of the Day
"How much money do hookers with shallow vaginas make? Just the tips."
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"What do you call a chica on the go? Chicago"
"Witness protection, but for men who have accidentally told a woman she looks tired"
"If you're meeting someone, get to the place early so you'll have a few minutes to kick back and repeatedly text, ""Where are you"""
"Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile."
"The punchline might tie in perfectly with the joke... or it might knot."
"Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from."
"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
"Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle? He always gets stuck on across."
"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."