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Joke of the Day

"I was in the Olympics ,I was favorite in the Errection event But only made it to the Semi's"

"What does walking on a broken suspension bridge and getting head by a gay-guy have in common? It goes well aslong as you don't look down."

"So have you heard about the mass immigration problem ALDI has been having? They even got a new slogan: Do work or ALDI port ya"

"I tried to give myself a sex change... but I couldn't really pull it off."

"My brother and I own adjacent farms The other day he rode over to complain that I was growing marijuana on his side of the fence. I told him to get off his high horse."

"A kid with a speech impediment spends his entire childhood in speech therapy. Youthless"

"""My date was cute but he couldnt perform in the bedroom."" *cuts to me in bedroom butchering Wonderwall on guitar* i swear this never happens"

"Did you know that national middle child day was last week? Yeah... Nobody else did either..."

"50 Cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 400,000,000 dollars."

"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."