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Joke of the Day
"What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black"
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"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."
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"It's the 20th anniversary of Infinite Jest and the 6th anniversary of my buying Infinite Jest and never getting around to reading it."
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"Why didn't the leopard go on vacation? It couldn't find the right spot."
"What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall? DAM!!!"
"Just pushed my cat's paperwork off his desk."
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