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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think."

"If mental hospitals had walkways... They'd be called psychopaths."

"I heard this one from a crotchety old guy at Dunks yesterday What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire? Bernadette!"

"I told my girlfriend that we should play trains... All she'd have to do is sit on my face. Then ill ""Chew chew"". // not my joke //"

"I don't know about you guys, but I think Jesus would definitely have had a hard time paying for my sins on a carpenters salary."

"What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets."

"Jared Fogle's career ending the same way it started.... Trying to get into smaller pants"

"When do clocks die? When their time is up."

"Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem"

"I hope you're using all the time you save by saying ""totes"" instead of a ""totally"" to learn a trade."