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Joke of the Day
"Pepsi just bought out Nike. Nike's new slogan will be, ""Just Dew It""."
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"I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics... But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!"
"What do you call a vessel full of academics? A scholarship"
"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman now more than ever"
"I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock But it's in his ass and belongs to Usher"
"My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last night lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes."
"Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine? He doesn't like to be left hanging."
"Dear diarrhea, You're a piece of never-ending shit."
"Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, ""its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black"""
"I accidentally killed another cactus & now one of my plants is trying to grow towards the phone to call 911."