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Joke of the Day

"Know how much a pirate pays for corn? Bucaneer"

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"I wonder during the election for Pope, did the other cardinals point to the losers and say excitedly ""you are NOT the father"""
"Male ladybugs prefer to be called ""bugs."""
"Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks."
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"What's Robin Hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!"
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