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Joke of the Day
"Know how much a pirate pays for corn? Bucaneer"
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"What are prostitutes paid? Loads"
"""Please stand for the Paralympic anthem."""
"Women: When it comes to doggie style...men are behind you 100%"
"999 The devil's in the handstands."
"Ugh, who has time to work out?... I say before a 45 minute nap."
"People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris"
"I like my women how I like my socks Full of my jizz and forgotten about somewhere"
"What animal do I respect most? The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them."
"The British are coming! The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!"