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Joke of the Day
"Dear diarrhea, You're a piece of never-ending shit."
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"What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House? A pineapples pricks are on the outside."
"""I'm liking where this is going"" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face."
"What was the vegan rock band's first hit? Lettuce turnip the beet!"
"What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion? Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)"
"Your mom must study Reverse-Judo. She keeps throwing herself at bad men."
"Excuse me Ladies, but my eyes are up here."
"No girl jokes. Period."
"Get all the protein you can before you die because there's no whey in Hell"
"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have arms."