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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally killed another cactus & now one of my plants is trying to grow towards the phone to call 911."

"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."

"Which city u cannot enter? ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"How do your trigger a SJW? Oops."

"Did anybody hear about the the peeping Tom who was caught? He was beaten up so badly they sent him to the ICU."

"Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet."

"a British satanist dates a lot of black women he is a master of the dark arse ( a bad joke )"

"What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers? A Labrador Deceiver."

"Me: Forgive me father I have sinned Priest: Get out of my house M: But it's a big sin P: *sigh* Speak child M: I broke into your house"

"How do magicians hide their boners? The power of missed-erection."