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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you have sex with the Quaker Oats guy? Oatmeal Creme Pies."

"There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley... one was assaulted."

"The price of a balloon has really gone up recently I think it's because of inflation"

"How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?"

"Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *Seductively eats bamboo*"

"During pelvic exam: Dr.: Your cervix is very high. Me: OMG, weed affects your cervix too?!"

"Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs."

"What did the right nut say to the left nut? This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!"

"I have a phobia of German sausages... I fear the Wurst."

"Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience."