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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids? To get to the other side."

"What's an Arab man that drives a bus An otto-man"

"Your ex asking if you can still be friends is like kidnappers saying ""keep in touch"" after they let you go."

"Did you know half your penis is inside you? If that's true, I'm all the way up to three inches."

"""Every kiss begins with k"" I whisper to myself as I read the one letter reply from my crush."

"Two lesbians walk into red lobster"

"Leaked CSI Reno script. Detective: Why did you do it Johnny, why did you shoot him? Psycho-killer: Just to watch him die..."

"My New Year's resolutions: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count."

"You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!"

"did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening? he dropped the beet"