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Joke of the Day

"When Oasis broke up, my girlfriend was so upset. I told her to stop crying her heart out."

"Just saw a fat dude lick pizza grease off his shirt so that's the last time I eat in front of a mirror."

"Life without you is like FACEBOOK without friends, YOUTUBE without videos and GOOGLE with no results..."

"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"

"What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? Shore."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue ? cos he drank he coffee before it was cool..."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, Not screaming and on fire like his passengers"

"Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together."

"How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down."

"I recently broke up with my mobster boyfriend... Turns out he was sleeping with the fishes."