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Joke of the Day
"It remains a puzzle . . . It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural."
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"This ""violence in the workplace"" seminar is only teaching us what we shouldn't do. No fighting techniques or anything."
"I like my wine like I like my women Stored in a dark basement till they're 5 years old"
"""Help, I've lost the remains of an Egyptian pharaoh in a park in South London!"" ""Tooting Common?"" ""No, Neferkheperure-waenre Amenhotep IV."""
"Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it."
"Was watching tv with your wife Stupid bitch, took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
"One from my half asleep Girlfriend What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman? They got Bale."
"How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day? They get their Aaargh-On!"
"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's"" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."
"If you haven't taken at least 25,000 pictures of your cat then you shouldn't have a cat."