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Joke of the Day

"My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter... ""You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."""

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"My girlfriend and I decided we aren't ready for a baby yet, so I double-bagged it. It worked; babies cannot breath through two layers of plastic shopping bag."
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"I love how insurance companies offer ""accident forgiveness"" like they're some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence."
"Two fish are in a tank... ...one says, ""You shoot, I'll drive!"""