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Joke of the Day

"What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall? Bang! (!)"

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"When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: ""Guess who?"" for 2 weeks."
"Slot twist: That USB drive goes in the other way. Turn it over"
"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."
"Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise? She heard he was in a few good men."
"Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor."
"WebMD's slogan should be ""It could be nothing.. but its probably cancer."""
"I painted my computer black in hopes that it would run faster. Now it wont work."
"So I'm in line at the ATM. And the old woman in front of me asked me to help her check her balance.. So I pushed her over"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let the bag of cocaine fall out of a window"