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Joke of the Day

"How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out."

"Priest in bathroom I walked in on a priest going on the bathroom and I was like HOLY SHIT!"

"In an alternate universe cats feed humans Lean Cuisines while muttering ""I don't know how you eat that shit""."

"Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature."

"You better brush your teeth everyday... Oral-B very mad!"

"One goldfish to his tankmate: ""If there's no God who changes the water?"""

"Knock knock. Mailman."

"Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case."

"I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs."

"It's so hot outside! I've been out here 10 minutes and I'm already wetter then Kim Kardashian at the BET Awards."