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Joke of the Day

"I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs."

"What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz? Cheese was."

"Pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes dick pics and booty calls."

"I almost had a heart attack when I saw a black man carrying a TV like mine. Then I remembered mine was at home working in the garden."

"What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? ""Long time, no see."""

"Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways."

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go inside a store without Robin"

"Why did Hitler called it ethnic cleansing? He showered them."

"Why is it... old people say ""there's no place like home"", yet when you put them in one..."

"Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen."