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Joke of the Day
"I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs."
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"good artists copy ,, great artists steal i say to myself as i shove several marley and me dvds into my pants. im a dog lover wat can i say"
"How was copper-wire invented? Two jews and a penny."
"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? I can't take a joke."
"In mother Russia... How much woodchuck would a wood chuck if a wood could chuck woodchuck?"
"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillowcases? I'm surprised if you haven't, they're making lots of headlines."
"My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that's 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday"
"Asian Keanu arrives at party. Asian Keanu gets bored. Asian Keanu Reeves."
"The Sahara desert walks into a bar. The barman says ""long time no sea."""
"LPT: If you need to remove your contact lenses after touching spicy peppers (Ghost, etc.) Leave the contacts in. I don't recommend going to the bathroom either."