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Joke of the Day

"Why does Freud always have a cigar? Penis envy."

"I hate all those hooker jokes. I know there are a lot of them out there, but they all suck!"

"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"

"trained zebra no video see the benefits of training"

"How do you confuse Helen Keller? You tell her to read a basketball."

"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."

"You know the person in exercise videos that's doing the easy version of everything? I'm the guy behind that person eating chips."

"I saw an infant in the intensive care unit at the hospital... ... quietly playing with a toy donkey. I couldn't help but think: ""ICU baby, shakin' that ass"""

"Friends are like snow when you pee on them, they disappear."

"Why do so many American kids die in school shootings? They're not allowed to run in the halls. [-Jimmy Carr](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpxmKKtbw7w)"