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Joke of the Day
"Why does Freud always have a cigar? Penis envy."
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"'If u insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you!' 'Don't be selfish, think about the baby.' 'What baby?' 'Oh, so you're not pregnant?'"
"A gentleman goes into a doctor's office... ...and says, ""Doctor, Doctor, I keep forgetting things!"" The doctor responds, ""When did this start?"" and the gentleman replies, ""When did what start?"""
"I had two ribs removed so I could pet small dogs easier."
"Two jews walk into a bar and buy it."
"The next terrorist attack has apparently been launched in the stall next to me in this Target bathroom."
"When you're fast enough to be at two spots at the same time. *Fat"
"What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers? Khan-diments."
"Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have nothing but a gross penny you found in some filthy parking lot."
"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal? Smoked Meat Every Day."