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Joke of the Day

"Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have nothing but a gross penny you found in some filthy parking lot."

"They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys."

"Boss - can you pass a piss test? Me - Sure...distance or accuracy?"

"Forget a joke you read on /r/jokes? Don't worry, it'll be posted again next week."

"North Korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy."

"Jesus, the first pin up model"

"If you say Donald Trump 3 times at night in front of a mirror, you will get deported..."

"Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often? Because they Muslim."

"Death is like a chance to fuck in high school or college If you find out how it was close - you will be surprised."