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Joke of the Day

"Mommy I got an A ""Mommy! Mommy! I got an A"" says Tommy to his mommy ""So what? You still have cancer!"" says mommy"

"Me? Yes, of course I have feelings! Last Sunday, for example, I dropped a piece of bacon on the floor. I just stared and cried for 18 mins"

"Two statisticians walk into a bar... What are the chances of that?"

"What do you call a stereotypical flan? A quiche"

"Do they have rehabilitation services for people who are addicted to Kaopectate? Because this shit needs to stop."

"Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on."

"I got a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer. Credit to Steven Wright."

"Rise and shine to all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, don't get greedy, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."

"Islam is a religion of piece. A piece of you here, there, everywhere."

"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"