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Joke of the Day
"What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me?"
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"Mirror Inspector When I think about it, inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing."
"Hey commercials, thanks anyway but we're poor."
"CONDUCTOR: Oh my dad's in the audience [waves to dad] [orchestra goes crazy]"
"Why didn't the girl cross the street? She didn't have the balls"
"Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them."
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"What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!"