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Joke of the Day
"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"
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"I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day."
"My fridge is so empty, I just saw a fly in my kitchen wearing a pastry apron, kneading dough and mumbling ""He doesn't even buy bread."""
"A homeless guy jumps on your back... Do you carry him around or beat him off?"
"""I saw a really nice chair yesterday."" - if your grandma tweeted"
"""You don't have to press the buttons harder to go faster"" Said no gamer ever."
"What do you call a bass player without a GF? Homeless."
"I love when I'm walking closely behind a girl and she starts to speed walk away. It's like she knew I wanted to race all along."
"How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb? None Enough light comes in through the glass ceiling"
"What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law."