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Joke of the Day
"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"
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"Why I dislike this sub: There's not enough cheese and bacon on it. I think I'll go to a different place for lunch next time."
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ ler"
"A man has an accident at the factory where he works... He calls his wife and says ""Meet me at the hospital! I just cut off my finger!"" Wife says ""The whole finger?!?"" He says ""No, the one next to it"""
"To satisfy a women: praise her, pamper her, cuddle her, hold her, kiss her, talk to her , listen to her, respect her, LOVE her...to satisfy a man, suck his cock JOB DONE !!"
"We save a lot of money on Halloween costumes by having naturally ugly children."
"No YOUR a grammar nazi!"
"What is a crocodile's favorite food? Post to /r/askscience asshole"
"A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict. It starts off in a box and then moves to a house."
"A son walks up to his dad and tells him: ""Dad, did you know in other countries you don't know who your wife is until you get married?"" His dad replies: ""It's like that everywhere son."""