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Joke of the Day
"Perks of being a child of divorce Being able to operate Direct TV and Dish"
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"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."
"Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa? Nelson Candela"
"I hate when I mean to type 'porn links' but I type 'pork links' and then suddenly I'm horny AND hungry."
"Just once, I'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing."
"make love, not war 1) In the 60s, they made love, not war. I'm married. I make both."
"After I saw that my wife ""Checked In"" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen."
"If your friend is into BDSM... Should you get them a gag gift for Christmas?"
"""Honey, you're not really nice to your son"" ""Which one do you mean? Steve, John or the fat one?"""
"My mom's late for everything, and it irritates the hell out of me. For example, last week she drove me to an abortion clinic."