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Joke of the Day

"Me: so I'm delusional? Doctor: yes. Me: and you're a delusion? Doctor: yes. Me: I want a second opinion. Pink Dragon: you're delusional."

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"""Hi, it's me. I can't get to the phone right now, even though it's right here in my hand."""
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass!"
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"I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism. I guess that's God's Way of saying ""Nope""."