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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen? Killed in a tunnel."
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"Why was the iPhone 7 so embarrassed? He was caught jacking off."
"HALT! Hammerzeit!"
"What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing!"
"[funeral] He looks so natural. Ya, but he looks a little stiff. *raises from the dead* ""That's what... *gargle* ...she said."" *dies again*"
"What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter? An envelope!"
"Anyone need a break up line? ""It's not you... but maybe it's Maybelline. Clowns wear less makeup than you"""
"What was Hitler's favorite animal? Da cow"
"The closest I've come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat."
"How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!"