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Joke of the Day

"Anyone need a break up line? ""It's not you... but maybe it's Maybelline. Clowns wear less makeup than you"""

"Yo Mama is so fat She provides shelter to the people in Nepal"

"I am in my truest form when the food comes at a restaurant and I side-eye plates, suspicious that everyone got more fries than I did."

"How many beans are in Irish Chili? 239, because if there was 1 more it would be ""Too Farty""."

"What do a woman and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick."

"What's an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, just down under."

"Somebody spotted a coyote in my neighborhood a few days ago. But it's cool, cause I just started carrying an anvil around everywhere I go."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth.... and vagina? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded!"

"What do you call a black man flying an aeroplane?... ... a pilot, you racist fuck"

"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? Because there's no rest for the wicked."