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Joke of the Day

"A man desperately clings to reality as he laid on his mothers grave. Another man walks by and says ""Good mourning!"""

"Damn girl, are you my cable remote? Because you are weirdly designed and very confusing, and does this row of buttons even do anything?"

"Wanna find out how I made my dick 12 inches? I folded it in half."

"I used to be an Uncle like you... ...Until I took an arrow to the niece."

"If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."

"We Found Love in a Swollen Face Chris Brown ft. Rihanna"

"Having an argument between Mac and PC is like watching two old men with alzheimer's fight. Eventually they both break down and lose their memory."

"I've always wanted to shake Muhammad Ali's hand Unfortunately, Parkinson's beat me to it."

"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."