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Joke of the Day
"50 Great Jokes From The Edinburgh Fringe"
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"Drown that bastard! No mercy! Nana please... this is a baptism."
"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to enter a weightlifting competition? The judges said ""Sorry, we've got enough dumbbells"""
"Know why Jedi don't get married? Because they know divorce will be with them. Always."
"FOR CHRISSAKES, GARY - WE JUST ROBBED A DAMN BANK! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TEACH YOUR NIECE HOW TO DRIVE!"
"If Trump is the answer.... How stupid is the question?"
"Professor X walks into a bar >:)"
"Two homeless guys see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" the other says ""don't you think you should pet him first""."
"I saved a ton of money on cool sports cars, vacation getaways and NFL season tickets by having children."
"What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy? A C-cucumber."