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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to enter a weightlifting competition? The judges said ""Sorry, we've got enough dumbbells"""

"me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: you are going to hate me but I forgot your name"

"Your momma's so fat... she's diabetic."

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight rises."

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral."

"U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do this all day, btw."

"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."

"Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome... have both ups and downs?"

"How do you make a woman have an orgasm? Who cares?"

"What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians? Al-Gebra"