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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry? A high turnover."
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"Jack and Jill... .....went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill now identifies as a male and had gotten sex change surgery a week before."
"Hey, new Beatles fans! The fuck have you been doing for the last 50 years? Every record shop would like to know before they close forever."
"I watched a documentary about the victims of anorexia. Maybe I would have taken them more seriously if the camera didn't add 10 pounds."
"""Weight Watchers"" because ""Obesity Observers"" was too cerebral."
"School of Terrorism, Suicide Bomber course... Instructor: *Alright pay attention class, I'm only gonna do this once.*"
"My wife accused me of being addicted to drinking brake fluid. I said I can stop any time I want."
"Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs."
"What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit. Works better if you say it out loud."
"What do you call a Mexican pervert? A pedrophile"