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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs."
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"Cop: *looks at license* Says here you need glasses. Me: I have contacts. Cop: I don't care who you know, you're not getting out of this one."
"Did you know there are 260 bones in the human body? Want one more?"
"So there was a bomb threat at my school today... Tomorrow's gonna be a blast."
"""I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go!"""
"Did you know, If you get everyone in the UK to lie head to toe in a line across the English channel... ...They would probably drown"
"Whats the number one reason for Pedophilia? Sexy children."
"I always feel bad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?"
"Why are there no Walmarts in Iran? Because there's a JC Penny at every corner."
"After months of trying to come up with a joke that makes sense, my 10yo sister dropped this one on me last night. What killed the cat? A stroke."