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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit. Works better if you say it out loud."

"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze!"

"For your information, we'll be remembered as the generation who thought a fat Korean pretending to ride a horse was entertaining to look at."

"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"

"Why is titty fucking a girl the most romantic way to make love? Because it's when you're closest to her heart."

"*speaking to sandwich* honey, I have good news. you're going to have a baby brother! *starts making another sandwich*"

"Non-alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister. It tastes the same but it's still wrong."

"Great minds think alike but great behinds stink alike."

"What is Paula Deen's favorite insect? The Butterfly"

"Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag."