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Joke of the Day
"What did the velociraptor say after his workout? I'm a little dino-sore."
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"Only in SF: people checking into the riot on Foursquare."
"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."
"Live Laugh Love Qstn:Why was there dancing at the barbers'? And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o"
"It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and [Cher autotune voice] beli-EVE *club goes crazy*"
"I have spent the past year looking for my ex's killer. but no one would do it."
"A black guy, mexican, and jew walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck out."""
"Me: I have NO drafts! Wife: *opens window* Me: ... Wife: *opens door* Me: ... Wife: That better? Me: I should have married your sister."
"[at bar] ""Yeah I pulled down a solid 6 figs last year."" Whoa that's impressive! ""I know, right! Can't believe I got fired by that fig farm."""
"Just beat Eminem 4000 straight times at musical chairs by playing ""The Real Slim Shady"" over and over."