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Joke of the Day
"What do gym junkies and Nicki Minaj have in common? They both inject a lot of cash into their ass."
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"Will you tell you the story of the huge sad wall? I shouldn't, you'll never get over it."
"judas: yo jesus: sup judas [hiding crocs behind back]: would u like if someone bought you crocs jesus: id rather be betrayed lmao judas: wow"
"Why do blondes have one more brain cell than cows?... So when you pull on a blonde's tit, she doesn't s**t on the floor."
"When used as directed, Axe Body Spray makes a good substitute for tear gas."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well... I can clearly see your nuts""."
"For 30 minutes after my first cup if coffee I love everybody. If I could bottle that feeling we could fix the world."
"I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made"
"""Millennials are so entitled!"" Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet"
"Getting directions from Donald Trump is a lot like checking the hour on an analogue clock Always pay attention to where the little hand is pointing"