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Joke of the Day

"I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon."

"British men is visiting Australia. Learn: The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""

"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"

"*smacks you with my coloring book* Wow. These coloring books really do work to relieve stress."

"What should vegetarians eat for protein? Meat."

"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea ? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Teacher Johnny: Use the word HARASSMENT in a Sentence... Johnny: I was in Love with a girl and.. Her-ass-meant a lot to me"

"I live in my parent's basement so I had to dig a deeper basement for my kids to live in. In 20 generations we will reach the Earth's core."

"Girl are you the Iraq invasion because this was a mistake"

"Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst"