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Joke of the Day
"Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?' Me: 'What kind of font is this?'"
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"It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found"
"Where do literal dogs live? On the roof."
"People act like weed is the worst thing for short-term memory. Go drink 15 beers and see if you can remember your name or how legs work."
"My friend said she likes Nickleback"
"Was being tested for allergies at an all-male nudist colony when the power went out... Needless to say, I felt every prick."
"""Mother I'd like to fuck"" She said ""Ok, let's break your arms and get started."""
"Why can't gay students ever have a 4.0 GPA? Because they're not straight A students."
"When your kids are little you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility."
"Why was the bakers bread so expensive? He needed the dough."