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Joke of the Day

"Help me Obi Won Bacardi, I'm sobering up."

"When I play poker, it turns out a lot like when I poop when there's no toilet paper... I get shit hands"

"Yo mama so fat She couldn't fit in this joke."

"I bet there are at least a few seconds when a tiger is chasing you where you look back and are like, ""awwww..."""

"Fifty clowns got fired from the circus. Luckily, it freed up three parking spots."

"Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring? He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile."

"I was having a piss in a war zone. Probably wasn't the best time for one of my fellow soldiers to yell, ""Cover me!"""

"I finally finished baby proofing the house. Let's see those babies get in here now."

"My friend got into an accident while vacationing in Vietnam He got hit by a Truc."

"Q: Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast? A: Because their schedules are so flexible."